Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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