So drunk, too bad you don't want this
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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