So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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