I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I will pee on everything he values.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
