She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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