6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think I sprained my soul last night
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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