It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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