come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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