she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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