Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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