she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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