My brain says no but my pants say off.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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