great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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