so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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