physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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