Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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