So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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