Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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