I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Send help, water and tortillas.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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