You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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