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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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