then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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