So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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