I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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