I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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