I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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