wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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