I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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