a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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