there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Found the puke drawer
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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