Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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