this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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