I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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