Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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