I think scott just propositioned me for sex
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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