i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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