Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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