so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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