so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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