Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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