this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
