You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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