i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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