i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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