normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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