There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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