We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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