Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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