Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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