There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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