I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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