I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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