Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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